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REALITY CHECK:

POLITICS:
If you want to change the tune, shouldn't you be speaking to the organ grinder instead of the monkey?

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Five Things...

That No One Wants To Hear

by Roland Kriewaldt

  1. "Can you lend me some more money?"
  2. "It's terminal."
  3. "I'm leaving you."
  4. "Don't scream or I'll kill you."
  5. "And if you elect me, I promise that I will...[insert lies here]!"

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