THE IRONIES OF SPAM
Like, How Stupid Would I Have To Be?
by Roland Kriewaldt
- Getting spam that's advertising anti-spam software.
- Having girls email me claiming to have seen my "profile" on the internet when my profile is not on the internet.
- Having people unknown to me, for reasons unknown to me, offer me stock tips about companies that are unknown to me.
- Having Mrs. M. Sese–Seko, the widow of late president Mobutu Sese-Seko in the Democratic Republic of Congo, pester me every few months to invest her $18,000,000, instead of calling a broker.
- Getting an even better offer from Daniel Struss in Lagos, Nigeria, on the
same day that Mrs. M. Sese–Seko offered me $18,000,000. They are having the same problem. Wow, lucky me!
- Receiving offers for pills to enlarge my penis yet none to make it smaller. What about a different color?
- Getting ever more spam because so many desperate people allow themselves to be deceived, thereby keeping fraud profitable.
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