Life Extension

Edition #63 — November 26, 2004

I thought I'd keep things unpredictable in my life by creating a newsletter made up of a few opening paragraphs from articles or books I'm working on, or hope to... All the * are there to circumvent your email filters. So here goes:

The most dominant trend in modern secular nations is the desire to extend life. Science is attempting to help people stay young and live forever. That's because the further removed we are from our spiritual reality, the more afraid we become of dying.

Many of us have become attached to the density of matter. We've forgotten the "lightness" of being in knowing that we do, in fact, live forever. Consider how your life might be changed by knowing that you are eternal — or consider how you've been affected by believing that you're not?

We come from forever and we return to forever, again, at the end of our current life's journey. Yet after more than a century of being taught that we are cosmic accidents, and that our goal in life is to dominate others and propagate the species for no purpose, we have lost our hope. Furthermore, the continuing barbaric power struggles of the world's religions mimic those of any nation at war, thus blemishing humankind's faith in a higher order, or a reason to care, especially about how we conduct ourselves.

Many of us feel like cattle in a systemic slaughterhouse run by brutality and economics — not love and compassion. But these things will come. I always liken human spiritual evolution to my own experience as an infant: I used to sh*it in my pants; but now I don't. Why? Because I learned what my options were and now I prefer it this way — no sh*it!

No, George, Stop, Please! — 'No' Means 'No'!

Yesterday I read that George Bush Jr. (Jesus's president) has already forked over $130 million for teaching abstinence in school instead of real se*x education — like how to find your wife's cli*tor*is. And what to do next...

King George II has approved a most delusional approach for taming the strongest human urge since wanting to dominate a country. But he forgot one thing: when you're a teenager, reason isn't your strongest suit, nor is it necessarily your best friend. To a young mind, hormones and the dictates of nature are often the tie breaker in any social interaction. Oh yeah: and alcohol, George!

Yes, I agree that abstinence is the best approach to preventing the spread of venereal disease, but isn't that also a form of "birth control"? And isn't that anti-Christian or anti-Vatican, or anti-Falwell or something?

Which reminds me, is sex still dirty, or is it okay now since priests are getting in on the action?

Sorry, I didn't mean to think for myself. I'll try to do better next time.

Space For Rent

I have some concerns about human beings flying off into outer space to conquer new worlds before we have conquered gluttony on our own.

Stiffed Again! — FDA Gives Phi*zer The Shaft Over Vi*ag*ra Ad.

What is the shelf life of a television ad? If an ad runs in August, by November it's already had three months of air time to sell the product, become redundant and ignored and/or loathed by viewers.

The answer to that question might be why it took the FDA in the US that long to send Phi*zer a letter of warning about the misleading content of its newest Vi*ag*ra ad. I saw excerpts from that ad. I could have given you that verdict in the first 10 seconds of watching it. My letter of warning would have been out the door before morning coffee break.

So if you know there's a problem in the first 10 seconds, why would you wait 3 full months to issue a warning? Unless, of course, you were just going through the motions, and your real agenda was to keep the economy flowing while putting on a face of paternal guardianship for the taxpayers who are funding your existence...

In more violent, dictatorial and backwards countries, they run this kind of scam out in the open. In America, it's hidden behind the sluggish reaction time of a government beaurocracy.

I believe that this is all very intentional. But that's just my non-paid, non-expert opinion. However, I'm sure that if one of those same moral/ethical watchdogs who preview commercials at the FDA were to read this newsletter and see it as slander, they'd have a letter of warning out to me in about, oh...about ten seconds.

Now, I'm not a paid "expert" whose sole purpose is to keep an eye out against scams and underhanded advertising in television. I do, however, feel an ethical obligation to humanity to expose misleading claims. One would be that the FDA is on the side of consumers.

Bye for now. And remember, Vi*ag*ra helps combat abstinence. And apparently it'll keep you humping for all eternity. Get your fr*ee samples now at the FDA's front desk. God Bless America. [BOING!]

Eternally yours,
Roland Kriewaldt


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